A Wrong Saying
Jackass!
You're the jackass!
Mother, tell me please, is the word "jackass" bad?
What are you talking about, my dear?
"Jackass" is a very beautiful word!
Interesting... in that case, why...?
I'm going to school, mother!
Hi, all!
- Hello... - Hi...
Sit down!
Let us start with a repetition of the previous lesson...
Yes, little donkey?
Tell me, please, is the word "jackass" bad?
Well, you know...
It's not good at all when someone names you a jackass...
Really... why?
Because... because... There's a saying...
Foolish as a jackass...
But there are other sayings...
For instance, cowardly as a rabbit...
Or... wicked as a wolf...
Clumsy as a bear...
Or... or... Tricky as a fox...
What? What did you just say?!
Leave the classroom, insolent boy!
But aren't those the right sayings?
Get out!
And now, we'll learn how to count...
What is the name of this book?
This book is 1, 2, 3...
That's wrong! What's your answer, wolf?
My answer is... my answer is... 4, 5, 7...
You've been in first grade for two years, and you can't even count...
His life's pretty gray!
This is "Higher Forest Arithmetic"!
Keep the silence!
Here's an exercise for you...
The bear had 3 carrots.
The first one he offered to the rabbit...
The other one to the wolf, and the third one to the tiger...
How many carrots are left?
3
0 carrots, because no one can refuse a carrot...
Wolf?
The wolf and the tiger prefer meat...
That's why there are 2 carrots left...
2 carrots... 2...
Right! 2 carrots!
And now, we'll start "Forest Grammar"!
The bear should write accurately the word "honey"...
The wolf - "meat"...
And the rabbit - the word "carrot"...
At least one should learn to accurately write their favorite things...
H... H... H...
C... C...
Wolf, where are you going?
The second "T" is redundant...
We have to do corrections...
What can I say, suggester? Come here!
Well, now! Some sayings really are wrong!
A
The lesson is over. See you later, children!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
I am a good connoisseur of every job...
You saw, I'm cleverer than any bear or wolf...
I guess the answer from half the question...
I'm happy that...
...I live this life!
Those, who don't believe my word...
Should compete with me if they can...
Ancestral glory's a valuable thing...
And studying, too...
Screenplay: Anna Ter-Hakobyan
Director: Armen Mirakyan
And studying, too...
The End (subs - parizani & Niffiwan, May 2024)